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So. I'm now working on a several Tron/Iron Man crossovers. The first hint of this was this twitter convo:

( FUCK HOW IS INCEPTION GETTING INTO THIS? OMG. )

So I started on that. Then, I saw this. I focused on Flynn met Stane. I'm guessing they didn't liked each other very much. and I want post-Tron/EncomCEO!Flynn meeting Tony Stark. It would be marvelous. And then I started thinking about those. Then trying to figure out the time periods and ages. And I decided to do them all. First they would just be snippets, but now they are just all part of the same story.

And, just for fun, here is my half made up/half fact time line that I shall be using: ( HALF OF THESE NUMBERS ARE FAKE. )

A peak of the first snippet I am writing:

Kevin Flynn meets Obadiah Stane several times in the years he was CEO of ENCOM. He doesn't really think of those encounters much while he is building his city on the Grid. Stane was not really someone that came to mind much. Who Flynn thought of often was Howard Stark.

The trailer for Gamer. Every time I see it all I can think of is "wow this is slash fodder". At least it is to me. I mean, another person is controlling bodies? That could lead to a bit of dub-con. Or just kinky sex games. Plus, Kable being played by a boy named Simon?

Seriously, I haven't seen the movie- I don't even think it's out yet- but I've made fic plots in my head. Hell, these people might die in the movie or something. The movie might be horrible, too. I just don't care.

But if they don't I really want to see some fic for it. I mean, the body controlling. All I can think of is, well, great ideas for porn. Like, maybe Simon logs onto the game when nothing is happening and takes over Kable. He is uncomfortable, but Simon just responds with "Relax. It's just me. I'm doing this to you" or something. And then there is the whole prison aspect and the creepy guy who owns the game technology... It's a wonderful pot of slash cliches.

Okay, so I'll probably love this movie like I love Death Race. Because it pretty much is Death Race with more mind control and less car crashes and Jason Statham. Which is a pity.

When I was telling my friend about Death Race to get her to watch it she asked "what's it about?" "About?" I answered- "It's Jason Statham looking hot, driving cars, and killing people" "Wait, wasn't that the Transporter movies?" "That's every Jason Statham movie."

SO I'M TOTES BUILDING MYSELF UP TO BEGIN WRITING MY EPIC TORCHWOOD/BRAINSHIP FIC.

And it's working quite well. I mean, I've had the playlist for a while, and a general idea, but I've got shit like a plot outline and character sheets and shit. This story is more planned out that any in the past.

But, who does not want to write a story about Jack Harkness lusting after what could be said to be a spaceship? And not like in "wow, that's a kickass FTL drive, I wanna fly that ship" but "we need to have indecent and improbable sex right now, even if it is just with your servos".

I MEAN- IANTO IS A SPACESHIP. THE DOCTOR IS A SENILE SPACESHIP. OWEN IS A FUCKING SPACE HOSPITAL AND TOSH IS JUST GOING TO PLAIN KICKASS.

I'm really doing this, because if I didn't, I'd make myself sad. SRSLY- I made a fanmix for the fic I have not written. That's gotta be worth something.

Just thinking about this makes me smile, no matter what kind of day I had. I kinda want to write a crack capslock version, too.

I want to gush and sparkle and just go "and then this will happen and Lisa will do this then Ianto would fire all his weapons but the pirates do this and IT ALL ENDS WITH JACK/SPACESHIP SEX". I can't do it with my friend, as she has not read the Brainship books. EVERYONE SHOULD. SHELLPEOPLE FALL IN LOVE, TOO!

SOOO, I'm writing a bit of Merlin/Iron Man. It's for the Kink Meme, but I'll probably fail at that. I mean, I'll try. I really want to have Tony/Merlin and then Tony/Arthur. Tony would be all disbelieving until Merlin did some magic and then he would want a drink. He would end up sleeping with Merlin because, well, it's Tony. He is an amazing slut. And Merlin is just too adorable for him to pass up.

He and Merlin would bond over the fact that they both kept something from their leader- Merlin's magic, Tony's being Iron Man. Tony would see that Merlin is totally in love with Arthur and try to get them together. Instead, he somehow ends up sleeping with Arthur. This leads to Tony/Merlin/Arthur. And then Merlin/Arthur.

There would be jousting and Iron Man being thought to be some magical knight (Uther sends Arthur to slay him?). Merlin and Tony would kill some magical thing, come back all sweaty and mussed (this is before the threesome bit, Arthur is jealous like a mofo).

Merlin send's Tony back with his magic and Tony's iPhone. Arthur still doesn't know about the magic in the end. Poor boy.


Utter, utter crack. It is MA:A meets Merlin. It is making me giggle
And I am writing it as I am supposed to be learning about Paleozoic Invertebrate Marine Life.

Want to know how Tony get's to Camelot? He was fixing Doctor Strange's new Mac. I'm not sure why everything is Apple, as I'm a PC girl, but Macs seem to interface with magic in my mind.

I promise promise to get back to SGA/#s as soon as I get this out of my head. I can't work with all the crack cluttering it all up.