I have really good slash googles.
Aug. 12th, 2009 03:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thisfishfliesThe trailer for Gamer. Every time I see it all I can think of is "wow this is slash fodder". At least it is to me. I mean, another person is controlling bodies? That could lead to a bit of dub-con. Or just kinky sex games. Plus, Kable being played by a boy named Simon?
Seriously, I haven't seen the movie- I don't even think it's out yet- but I've made fic plots in my head. Hell, these people might die in the movie or something. The movie might be horrible, too. I just don't care.
But if they don't I really want to see some fic for it. I mean, the body controlling. All I can think of is, well, great ideas for porn. Like, maybe Simon logs onto the game when nothing is happening and takes over Kable. He is uncomfortable, but Simon just responds with "Relax. It's just me. I'm doing this to you" or something. And then there is the whole prison aspect and the creepy guy who owns the game technology... It's a wonderful pot of slash cliches.
Okay, so I'll probably love this movie like I love Death Race. Because it pretty much is Death Race with more mind control and less car crashes and Jason Statham. Which is a pity.
When I was telling my friend about Death Race to get her to watch it she asked "what's it about?" "About?" I answered- "It's Jason Statham looking hot, driving cars, and killing people" "Wait, wasn't that the Transporter movies?" "That's every Jason Statham movie."
Seriously, I haven't seen the movie- I don't even think it's out yet- but I've made fic plots in my head. Hell, these people might die in the movie or something. The movie might be horrible, too. I just don't care.
But if they don't I really want to see some fic for it. I mean, the body controlling. All I can think of is, well, great ideas for porn. Like, maybe Simon logs onto the game when nothing is happening and takes over Kable. He is uncomfortable, but Simon just responds with "Relax. It's just me. I'm doing this to you" or something. And then there is the whole prison aspect and the creepy guy who owns the game technology... It's a wonderful pot of slash cliches.
Okay, so I'll probably love this movie like I love Death Race. Because it pretty much is Death Race with more mind control and less car crashes and Jason Statham. Which is a pity.
When I was telling my friend about Death Race to get her to watch it she asked "what's it about?" "About?" I answered- "It's Jason Statham looking hot, driving cars, and killing people" "Wait, wasn't that the Transporter movies?" "That's every Jason Statham movie."
