HAHA, what?
Jul. 19th, 2009 02:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thisfishfliesI have a strange urge to write Lucky Number Slevin fic. Every time I watch that movie I fall in love again. It is pretty much everything I want in a movie.
But, it needs more slash. And when I say "more" I mean "any". I mean, one character is called 'The Fairy'. And the main character got a date with him after 'talking' in the bathroom.
Which to me signals a bathroom blowjob. Okay, my slash goggles are so thick I can picture that in any movie, but this more than others.
So, I'm writing one. It's kinda crap right now, but I figure with only four other fics in this not-quite-fandom there's not much to judge it by.
Also, note to self- your mom is a lightweight. And when she gets tipsy she will start to tell stories of the times she started fights, accidently stole things, and other past drinking adventures. This will of course lead into the ways she dressed you up retardedly as a child (superman underwear and socks for gloves, fyi) and also how she got your dad drunk when you were conceived, because she didn't want to wait to have a second kid like he did. And the reason you are the youngest is because you were such a horrible baby.
So, drink with her more. If only to learn more drunken stories.
But, it needs more slash. And when I say "more" I mean "any". I mean, one character is called 'The Fairy'. And the main character got a date with him after 'talking' in the bathroom.
Which to me signals a bathroom blowjob. Okay, my slash goggles are so thick I can picture that in any movie, but this more than others.
So, I'm writing one. It's kinda crap right now, but I figure with only four other fics in this not-quite-fandom there's not much to judge it by.
Also, note to self- your mom is a lightweight. And when she gets tipsy she will start to tell stories of the times she started fights, accidently stole things, and other past drinking adventures. This will of course lead into the ways she dressed you up retardedly as a child (superman underwear and socks for gloves, fyi) and also how she got your dad drunk when you were conceived, because she didn't want to wait to have a second kid like he did. And the reason you are the youngest is because you were such a horrible baby.
So, drink with her more. If only to learn more drunken stories.
