[FICLET] Haha, drinking.
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thisfishflies"No Cas, we are not going to play 'I never'"
"But Dean, Sam says it is a traditional game. I would like to learn your culture. I've never played such a game."
"It's a drinking game. You can't drink."
"Dean, we have gone over this. Just because I don't need nourishment doesn't mean I cannot imbibe."
"No Cas. Jimmy didn't drink. You'd have no tolerance. All I need is a drunk angel of the lord on my hands."
"I'm sure that will not be a problem. Sam has said-"
"Sammy can keep his giant self out of this. Yeah, Sam, I see you. Stop giving Cas ideas!"
“I want to try this. It will allow you to learn more about me and foster a better synergy between us.”
“We'll play if you promise to never use the word 'synergy' again. It's enough to live in a horror movie, we don't need to add 'Dilbert' to it.”
A HALF HOUR LATER
“Never have I ever committed thievery.”
“...”
“Never have I ever been seduced by a siren.”
“...”
“Never have I ever slept with a women whose name I did not know.”
“...”
“Never have I ever had sex with a fallen angel.”
“Hey, aren't I supposed to go?”
“You just did Dean. You drank.”
“Wait- are you trying to get me drunk?”
“Never have I ever lusted after an angel.”
“Sammy put you up to this, didn't he?”
“Dean, you did not drink.”
“Fine. There. Now I'll go. Never have I ever lusted after someone I pulled from hell.”
“...”
“Really? Oh my god, you have been trying to get me drunk to take advantage of me!”
“Do you have any objections?”
“No.”
"But Dean, Sam says it is a traditional game. I would like to learn your culture. I've never played such a game."
"It's a drinking game. You can't drink."
"Dean, we have gone over this. Just because I don't need nourishment doesn't mean I cannot imbibe."
"No Cas. Jimmy didn't drink. You'd have no tolerance. All I need is a drunk angel of the lord on my hands."
"I'm sure that will not be a problem. Sam has said-"
"Sammy can keep his giant self out of this. Yeah, Sam, I see you. Stop giving Cas ideas!"
“I want to try this. It will allow you to learn more about me and foster a better synergy between us.”
“We'll play if you promise to never use the word 'synergy' again. It's enough to live in a horror movie, we don't need to add 'Dilbert' to it.”
A HALF HOUR LATER
“Never have I ever committed thievery.”
“...”
“Never have I ever been seduced by a siren.”
“...”
“Never have I ever slept with a women whose name I did not know.”
“...”
“Never have I ever had sex with a fallen angel.”
“Hey, aren't I supposed to go?”
“You just did Dean. You drank.”
“Wait- are you trying to get me drunk?”
“Never have I ever lusted after an angel.”
“Sammy put you up to this, didn't he?”
“Dean, you did not drink.”
“Fine. There. Now I'll go. Never have I ever lusted after someone I pulled from hell.”
“...”
“Really? Oh my god, you have been trying to get me drunk to take advantage of me!”
“Do you have any objections?”
“No.”
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Date: 2009-09-08 05:21 am (UTC)Jenn
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Date: 2009-09-08 05:27 am (UTC)NEXT HE'S GOING TO CONVINCE CAS THAT KARAOKE IS A V. V. IMPORTANT PART OF HUMAN LIFE.
OR THEY WILL PLAY OTHER GAMES. TWISTER, MAYBE? WHO KNOWS!
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Date: 2009-09-08 06:00 pm (UTC)This was all hilarious, particularly the:
“Hey, aren't I supposed to go?”
“You just did Dean. You drank.”
“Wait- are you trying to get me drunk?”
“Never have I ever lusted after an angel.”
“Sammy put you up to this, didn't he?”
“Dean, you did not drink.”
hehehehehe, that's just priceless. XD
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