Merlin, crack, and the inevitable crossover.

SOOO, I'm writing a bit of Merlin/Iron Man. It's for the Kink Meme, but I'll probably fail at that. I mean, I'll try. I really want to have Tony/Merlin and then Tony/Arthur. Tony would be all disbelieving until Merlin did some magic and then he would want a drink. He would end up sleeping with Merlin because, well, it's Tony. He is an amazing slut. And Merlin is just too adorable for him to pass up.

He and Merlin would bond over the fact that they both kept something from their leader- Merlin's magic, Tony's being Iron Man. Tony would see that Merlin is totally in love with Arthur and try to get them together. Instead, he somehow ends up sleeping with Arthur. This leads to Tony/Merlin/Arthur. And then Merlin/Arthur.

There would be jousting and Iron Man being thought to be some magical knight (Uther sends Arthur to slay him?). Merlin and Tony would kill some magical thing, come back all sweaty and mussed (this is before the threesome bit, Arthur is jealous like a mofo).

Merlin send's Tony back with his magic and Tony's iPhone. Arthur still doesn't know about the magic in the end. Poor boy.


Utter, utter crack. It is MA:A meets Merlin. It is making me giggle
And I am writing it as I am supposed to be learning about Paleozoic Invertebrate Marine Life.

Want to know how Tony get's to Camelot? He was fixing Doctor Strange's new Mac. I'm not sure why everything is Apple, as I'm a PC girl, but Macs seem to interface with magic in my mind.

I promise promise to get back to SGA/#s as soon as I get this out of my head. I can't work with all the crack cluttering it all up.