thisfishflies: (dragon fire)
complied for [livejournal.com profile] shirozora

These tweets are from July 1st.

This is why my friends should take my phone. )

So. That was July 1st.
thisfishflies: (Fish!)
"No Cas, we are not going to play 'I never'"

"But Dean, Sam says it is a traditional game. I would like to learn your culture. I've never played such a game."

"It's a drinking game. You can't drink."

"Dean, we have gone over this. Just because I don't need nourishment doesn't mean I cannot imbibe."

"No Cas. Jimmy didn't drink. You'd have no tolerance. All I need is a drunk angel of the lord on my hands."

"I'm sure that will not be a problem. Sam has said-"

"Sammy can keep his giant self out of this. Yeah, Sam, I see you. Stop giving Cas ideas!"

“I want to try this. It will allow you to learn more about me and foster a better synergy between us.”

“We'll play if you promise to never use the word 'synergy' again. It's enough to live in a horror movie, we don't need to add 'Dilbert' to it.”

A HALF HOUR LATER

“Never have I ever committed thievery.”

“...”

“Never have I ever been seduced by a siren.”

“...”

“Never have I ever slept with a women whose name I did not know.”

“...”

“Never have I ever had sex with a fallen angel.”

“Hey, aren't I supposed to go?”

“You just did Dean. You drank.”

“Wait- are you trying to get me drunk?”

“Never have I ever lusted after an angel.”

“Sammy put you up to this, didn't he?”

“Dean, you did not drink.”

“Fine. There. Now I'll go. Never have I ever lusted after someone I pulled from hell.”

“...”

“Really? Oh my god, you have been trying to get me drunk to take advantage of me!”

“Do you have any objections?”

“No.”
thisfishflies: (why Abby?)
SO I'M TOTES BUILDING MYSELF UP TO BEGIN WRITING MY EPIC TORCHWOOD/BRAINSHIP FIC.

And it's working quite well. I mean, I've had the playlist for a while, and a general idea, but I've got shit like a plot outline and character sheets and shit. This story is more planned out that any in the past.

But, who does not want to write a story about Jack Harkness lusting after what could be said to be a spaceship? And not like in "wow, that's a kickass FTL drive, I wanna fly that ship" but "we need to have indecent and improbable sex right now, even if it is just with your servos".

I MEAN- IANTO IS A SPACESHIP. THE DOCTOR IS A SENILE SPACESHIP. OWEN IS A FUCKING SPACE HOSPITAL AND TOSH IS JUST GOING TO PLAIN KICKASS.

I'm really doing this, because if I didn't, I'd make myself sad. SRSLY- I made a fanmix for the fic I have not written. That's gotta be worth something.

Just thinking about this makes me smile, no matter what kind of day I had. I kinda want to write a crack capslock version, too.

I want to gush and sparkle and just go "and then this will happen and Lisa will do this then Ianto would fire all his weapons but the pirates do this and IT ALL ENDS WITH JACK/SPACESHIP SEX". I can't do it with my friend, as she has not read the Brainship books. EVERYONE SHOULD. SHELLPEOPLE FALL IN LOVE, TOO!
thisfishflies: (IM STAR)
I have a strange urge to write Lucky Number Slevin fic. Every time I watch that movie I fall in love again. It is pretty much everything I want in a movie.

But, it needs more slash. And when I say "more" I mean "any". I mean, one character is called 'The Fairy'. And the main character got a date with him after 'talking' in the bathroom.

Which to me signals a bathroom blowjob. Okay, my slash goggles are so thick I can picture that in any movie, but this more than others.

So, I'm writing one. It's kinda crap right now, but I figure with only four other fics in this not-quite-fandom there's not much to judge it by.


Also, note to self- your mom is a lightweight. And when she gets tipsy she will start to tell stories of the times she started fights, accidently stole things, and other past drinking adventures. This will of course lead into the ways she dressed you up retardedly as a child (superman underwear and socks for gloves, fyi) and also how she got your dad drunk when you were conceived, because she didn't want to wait to have a second kid like he did. And the reason you are the youngest is because you were such a horrible baby.

So, drink with her more. If only to learn more drunken stories.

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